Cassville French enthusiast loves dogs

Cassville French enthusiast loves dogs

James Curtis

By Megan Sloan

Reporter

This is an interview session with James Curtis full of reality TV drama, movie references, and cooking!

What is your favorite meme and why?

Pepe the Frog, because he’s universal to all topics.

What’s your aesthetic?

I really like pictures of roads, and forests with fog.

If you could be the groupie to ONE celebrity, who would it be and why?

Probably Beyonce. She’s just got everything happening, everyone knows her, and she’s the Queen Bey!

What are you looking forward to this summer?

I’m really looking forward to that one period after band camp where I don’t have to do anything.

What are your favorite qualities that you see in yourself?

I would say pettiness. I like drama. I also really love that I’m kind and loyal to everyone.

If you could speak any other language besides French and English, what would it be?

German, because they have some really funny sayings like, “slow slug snail” and how “furry cat” means “hamster.”

What is your favorite picture of an otter?

What are your plans for the future?

I want to attend UCLA and study pre-law.

Who would you want to spend all day watching Chopped with?

I would love to spend it with the first round losers, or maybe Gordon Ramsay.

If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be and why?

I would say tigers because I like their fake eyes and they look pretty to pet. They seem so soft!

Where would you travel if you had a free one-month vacation?

Honestly, I’d probably travel all around France because I’m trash. I’d play petanque under the Eiffel Tower!  

Who is your favorite Kardashian/Jenner and why?

Oh my goodness, it has to be Kim because I’m so much like her!

What’s your party trick?

I can make click noises to the sound of “What Do Ü Mean?” by Justin Bieber.

Team Edward or Team Jacob? Why?

I’m obviously Team Jacob because werewolves are close to dogs, and the actor also plays Sharkboy from Sharkboy and Lava

If you could wake up with the knowledge to cook one food to perfection, what would it be and why?

Ratatouille because of the movie with the rat!

Who is your favorite musical artist? What is your favorite song by them?Well, my favorite musical artist is Ariana Grande because she just released her new album! My favorite song by her is Greedy.

If you could change your name, what would you want it to be?

Not gonna lie, I used to really want to be called Alex or Tony because of Dancing With the Stars.

What UB research class would you create? Be detailed.

I would create a research class where you sit there and you learn how to illegally download movies before they come out.

You’re in a plane crash on a deserted island! Quick, which TLC reality star do you want with you to help you survive?

The Duggars! There’s like eight billion of them! They may not like me, but what are they gonna do? Eat me?